literature

Cabbage

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C - crunchy leaves of edible shit
A - arranged on a plate
B - because chefs can't be arsed to cook proper food
B - bloody hell they stink
A - and they make your insides bubble
G - green's not the colour - it's more like slime
E - even slugs leave some behind
S - serve it to me and you will die!
my sister had to come up with 5 of these type poems for homework. she was stuck so i showed her how easy it was to come up with one (even if it is rubbish)


nothing against people who eat cabbages, i just despise them - and brussel sprouts (which i suppose are small cabbages)

and it's just occured to me that i'm on about lettuce not cabbage. but i hate the taste of both so i don't care XD

also please note i have nothing against chefs either :D
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JaguarIsMe's avatar
...seriously..?